Quick update

I was meant to be going to the football today. However, Pammi thought it would be a spiffing idea to stay awake until daft o’clock playing with her pretty new ORANGE camera! I know how odd that sounds... but really, you people have to see this thing! Anyways since I have found myself with this extra time on my hands I thought I would give you lot a quick update! You lucky, lucky bunch!

As some of you know I had a pretty busy week with doctor’s appointments and the like. All went as well as I could have hoped for. Well, apart from the nutritionist refusing to accept what I ate and said a blood test would be more accurate along with height and weight measurements and blood pressure. (I did kinda porky pie a little, said I always ate my dinner at least) Didn’t bother me too much, ‘cause he’s easy on the eyes and it just means I get to see him again next Wednesday! Ha in your face Dr Morgan! Counsellor’s also went well. Apart from not understanding how tiring just chatting is! Seriously I’ve done longer trampolining sessions and been less whacked!

Anyways, what I’m really here to do is thank you lot for all your kindness, support and understanding. Between my “real life” friends and the bunch on CC, I’ve been kept smiling, and believe me, it’s a lot easier to put food in your mouth with a smile on your face! Your capers and shenanigans have had me in stitches this past week, made it so much easier for me! You’re all insane, but I love you all the more for it! You nutty bunch of gomper faces :)

Another thing that’s kept me pretty amused is this strange language we have going on! Although I doubt I will ever be fluent in Kirsty, and I doubt all the more that anyone will ever speak fluent Pam! I am really loving getting two words and just lobbing them together! Such examples include:

Cuxy = cute / sexy = cuh-ck-zee
Team Donela = donna / Pamela = dawn-ell-ahh (team reception woo!)

I just make it up as I go along, and don’t particularly care too much who understands.. just means when I’m insulting you lot, you dunno about it lol and are like ahhh bless check that Scottish nonse who never quite mastered English. (not that I would ever want to insult you guys). Lets quickly clear up the word “gomper”. Technically gomper means a sweaty drugged up mess! However, if I do call you a gomper, this is not what I mean! What I mean is, basically your a choob, but a nice choob, not the usual stereotypical choob that you see sauntering the streets of Glasgow screamin “hee haw wit ye awww aboot mahhhnnn” and ready to square go you! okies! Clearer? I hope so!

So I’m meeting that walloper Kirsty tonight :)should be fun! Seen as papa bear has my car in Aberdeen, at the footy game I’m missing :( and the Rangers players are so pretty in shorts.... I get mum’s car to go pick Kirsty up in! Woo! I love her car! Tis so comfy! However, her sound system is mince! You see I like to feel the music!! Where as when I sing in mum’s car there’s definite soundage of cat being strangled while dipped in acid! I’ll just make sure I keep the windows up at traffic lights and the likes! :)

Monday is going to be a biggy for me :) My friend Leah and I have decided that Monday is the day we quit smoking! She’ll be using the patches, but I can’t use them as people who take thyroxine are allergic to them! It shall be sheer will power alone, something I seem to lack! Be warned you guys, you thought pmt’d Pammi was bad... you ain’t seen nothing yet!!

For now I am off to watch the football on the telly ... and I call myself a blue nose eh! Then decide what I’m wearing tonight .. we just off to Yates, so I thinks skinny jeans, wee top and my cowboy boots but I’ll probs change my mind at least another 18 times before I go out! Shall see what the pics hold tomorrow! Fire men... neee naw nee naw!!